Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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