yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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