why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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