I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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