tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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