How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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