Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
wow bdsm is so cute
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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