she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
