so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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