it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He felt like a one man threesome
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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