Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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