Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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