Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Randomize
