I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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