If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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