whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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