this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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