if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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