I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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