Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
