His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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