Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
