My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
