roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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