yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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