He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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