she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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