just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Welp...herpes.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
