I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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