He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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