DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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