She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Randomize
