kristin has been a bad kristin
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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