Sry I called you an 8
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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