So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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