I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I am spending my child support on dildos
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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