Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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