He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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