never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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