my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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