so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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