I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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