Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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