Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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