why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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