I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There r osticjed everywhere
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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