Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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