how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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