this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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