On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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